Trevor Noah Sends A Secret Message.

So Trevor is living the dream. Goofing around at the oscars.

After a funny intro for Black Panther, he utters "...abelungu abaz' ukuba ndiyaxoka", then he proceeds to purposefully translate that phrase falsely...

... with a straight face...

Even though there are probably no Xhosa people in the audience... No! Forrest Whitaker is not Xhosa... he makes a joke only a Xhosa understanding South African can ever get and maybe laugh at...

At their expense...

He tried hard to keep that straight face.

...

Trevor is named by the TIME magazine as one of the most infuential people in the world. His autobiographical book is going to be adapted into a Hollywood movie.

Here he is, explaining to Ryan Seacrest how Lupita Nyongo is playing his mom, Patricia. He also explains how he was one of the characters in the Black Panther movie... a plane?

This is Trevor soaring the skies in Black Panther.

And now Black Panther and his friends in it are nominated in the oscars. No wonder his demeanor is like;...

..."I don't know, man. I am living the dream".

All the Zuma jokes are paying off.

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Sjava: Umama (music video)

Sjava has dropped visuals for his new song, titled Umama. It is a sweet song dedicated to moms and all the special things they do for us. Would it have been too cheesy to release it on Mother's Day? Umama is basically about how Sjava - even though he is an old man covered in beard, misses his mom. I think most can relate. Let me watch the music video and see what it is all about; Here is Sjava, sick of fans and fame, he just wants to see his mom. So he leaves. Sjava is the humble fella. He left his sports cars at his mansion. He is hitch hiking. ... not once ... ... but twice. The guys at the back are laughing at this bearded celebrity, hitch hiking. Cows are a sign that he is close to home. He is about to see his Mama. His mom sees him from a distance. Sjava just stands there and lets his old mommy run to him. Mama thanks her ancestors for keeping Sjava safe and making him rich. Sjava is happy next to Mama again. I always wondered if ...

TOKOLOSHE: where she goes, it follows.

On the promising side... Did you see this? Did you hear about this?... Apparently there's a local movie out called TOKOLOSHE. I heard this morning. Maybe I am ignorant... or it wasn't marketed well. Which is a shame too, because the trailer looks fresh. It's for the horror movie buffs. A creaky door at night is always creepy. People with haunted house never lubricate the door hinges. She's sleeping peacefully, when something crawls into bed... could it be Tokoloshe? Yep. Tokoloshe has landed. ... and he's a hippy with blonde dreads. This is how we describe Joburg... otherwise known as Sin City. The nurse is a Tokoloshe encyclopedia. She scares the main character even before Tokoloshe himself makes an appearance. And of course the halls in haunted houses experience perpetual load shedding. Tokoloshe finally speaks. He is middle aged and Zulu. Here, he is trying to smooth talk a young, innocent kid... which is creepy on man...

For The Game Of Thrones Fans In Mzansi. The New Posters Are Out.

The long awaited Season 8 is just one month and a few days away. It has been a great journey since season 1, when Jammie pushed little Bran to his supposed death. All kinds of hell have broken loose since then, on the Stark family and the whole realm really; Ned Stark lost his head, Jammie lost his hand, Greyjoy lost his penis while Jon Snow lost his virginity. Sansa lost her innocence. Cersei lost her children. Dragons were born. Slaves were freed. White walkers were discovered. People were resurrected. Wars were fought. Little girls were sacrificed. Betrayals were coming thick and fast. A phony Pastor brought a kingdom to its knees... We got to hang out with one of the best characters in the history of series... And here are a few; Sansa Stark. Arya Stark. Bran Stark, who didn't die when he was supposed to. Jon Snow AKA Aegon Targaryen The mother of dragons herself. Some people in real life ha...

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