A few days ago, Pastor Alph raised a dead man.
And it sounded too good to be true to us... because it was.
Here is Cathy, looking great in red and amused. This is a well needed break from the depressing stories they always report.
The reporter on the big screen, ready for blood.
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It turns out Elliot is actually Brighton Moyo. They haven't tracked him down yet but they found his employer...
No, not his conman employer...
His real life employer...
Brighton was a machine operator. He was an exemplary employee.
The employer clearly found Brighton's antics amusing. I guess Brighton just didn't seem like he had the balls and the adaucity to pull off such a stunt.
... and the employer was shocked to recognize him with his mouth open.
Apparently Brighton was suspended for a few days, a week ago, for absconding, and he was never seen around the work place ever again.
But before disappearing, he tried to solicit colleagues into doing his shows with him, because Brighton doesn't want to eat alone.
Maybe she should look into exposing scams. It took her only hours to destroy Pastor Alph's con. And we all know Alphie is not the only one. He just took it a bit too far... even further than spraying insecticide in people's faces, which is like attempted murder.
Here is one of Brighton's colleagues.
He says that Brighton seemed to be a very religious fella. He didn't complain much... and he also said "Brighton is a good guy. When you tell him to do something, he does it", which didn't sound right.
I guess Brighton was just tired of taking orders and losing finger tips.
He would rather fake his death than work in a factory.
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Now the question is, who will Pastor Alph's congregation choose to believe? The truth or the Pastor?
And who must we blame this time? We know the adage; Fool me once, shame on you. Full me twice, shame on me for being the same fool.
Some people get fooled every Sunday.
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