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#SHADOW

On the promising side... The movie called Shadow is coming out soon, it stars Pallance, who plays a total badass. 
The trailer is already out. Let's watch and see if Shadow might be worth a Netflix subscription.
The first thing the trailer tells us is that the title character, Shadow (Pallance), is a badass. A former mercenary, now a lone ranger cop, shooting his way through life.
Shadow has a badge. Which in the movie universe means he has the license to kill... and boy does he kill.
... And this guy doesn't like it... he doesn't like it one bit.
What's a hero without a hot Swati love interest?... Amanda is turned on by Shadow's superpower.
... A superpower given to him by lightning.
"Shadow don't feel no pain no more"... Amanda pinches his arm to confirm. He doesn't flinch.
Look at this guy trying to inflict Shadow with pain, using a fork.
... Here's what Shadow thinks about the fork in his leg, "Shadow don't feel no pain". What's a fork to a million volts?

He is on the phone, ready for rescue.
Shadow don't waste no time.
The bad guy finally appears. He is as eccentric as all of them, rubbing an orb lovingly...
 like Gollum.
His eyes says it all, "I show no mercy".
Shadow is not phased.
... could that be the same orb the bad guy was rubbing with tender love and care?

Here is Shadow being Shadow again. So far, he is like the bad guy... except he has a badge, so it's all good.
His friend is even worried, he is like, "Shadow you kill too much. I'm afraid you might wipe out the entire human race".
... But Shadow don't listen to no one.
... unless when he wants to get laid, like every other man... ever.
"Shadow don't feel no pain but Shadow feel pleasure".

This guy taunts Shadow.
Shadow is like "Your kids will be fatherless".
Then there's also that guy from YoTV.

That's the title of the movie... need the trailer say more?
Shadow will exclusively be premiered on Netflix.

Even though this looks like a generic action movie, I must say, the trailer looks better than most I've seen in Mzansi. Let's hope the movie itself doesn't disappoint...

4.4/5

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