Pastor Alph Raises A Dead Man.

So when we look at a Pastor nowadays, we look at them like we look at Dynamo and Kris Angel and Cabonero. When they perform a "miracle", we don't ask if it's real. We ask ourselves HOW? How did the Pastor perform that neat trick? Because this must be the greatest trick I've witnessed since Dynamo walked across a river.
Let's look at the footage and use our God given brains, shall we?

"A person is smart; People are dumb"

Here is Pastor Alph. His mic is gold like Beyonce's, who is a well known showman... or showwoman? His stage is grand like Beyonce's too. Jesus just stood on a hill... And wheel chairs are great prop for the Pastor to have. It shows that some people rolled in and walked out.

A testimony from the person who wasn't even there. Remember that Trevor Noah joke where the coloured guy testifies graphically about a plane crash he was't even part of? It was a prophecy... praised to st Trevor.

Could the crying family be actors? How much money would it take to convice you to participate in such? Do Pastors have money? In a poverty stricken country like ours, would it even take that much?

This is the moment of truth... or lies. Depending... it is never straightforward with these Pastors nowadays.

Could they be actors? How much would it... wait, we've done this already. Pastors are rich and people can be bought.

Are the landlord's cries a little too forced? Or maybe she just didn't like the "Lazarus" fella that much.

Can Elliot aka "Lazarus" be an actor? How much did they pay him? Is he really dead? Did any one of the thousands who are there at least verify? Maybe check pulse... And did he just breathe before Pastor Alph wakes him up, or are your eyes are playing tricks on you? Maybe the Pastor is playing tricks on you.

How long can one hold their breath? How long can one hold their breath if they getting paid to do it? Elliot is obviously breathing, he just just waiting for the Pastor to say the magic word...

...RISE!

So he can rise up and over act...

Does Elliot look like he wants to laugh? Is his name even Elliot? Is e news going to interview him or is it just one of those DailySun stories?

The coloured woman next to the Pastor is not even impressed. A man just rose from the dead in front of her and she's nonchalant.

"I'm alive!", he thought. Then "it's deceptively hard to act surprised"... I think he nearly nailed it.

... And of course, when you get bumped by a car, who you gonna call? Pastor Alphie.

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