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For The Game Of Thrones Fans In Mzansi. The New Posters Are Out.

  The long awaited Season 8 is just one month and a few days away. It has been a great journey since season 1, when Jammie pushed little Bran to his supposed death.  All kinds of hell have broken loose since then, on the Stark family and the whole realm really; Ned Stark lost his head, Jammie lost his hand, Greyjoy lost his penis while Jon Snow lost his virginity. Sansa lost her innocence. Cersei lost her children. Dragons were born. Slaves were freed. White walkers were discovered. People were resurrected.   Wars were fought. Little girls were sacrificed.   Betrayals were coming thick and fast. A phony Pastor brought a kingdom to its knees...  We got to hang out with one of the best characters in the history of series... And here are a few; Sansa Stark. Arya Stark. Bran Stark, who didn't die when he was supposed to. Jon Snow AKA  Aegon Targaryen The mother of dragons herself.  Some people in real life ha...

For The Tech Heads: Samsung Galaxy Fold is coming out soon.

While the Galaxy S10 is a technological marvel in it's own right, Samsung is not resting on their laurels. They have gone for the bold move, exhibiting their new foldable smart phone. Simply called, Galaxy Fold... for obvious reasons. The price is $1,980. Convert that to our Rands and you can buy a decent second hand car. Here's a Sumsang representative, Justin. He looks the right amount of nerdy for us to trust him when he says that the Galaxy Fold comes with two batteries, which equals to a long battery life. Twice as long as the s10's, I'm assuming. He also says that it comes with 500 gigabyte on board memory and 12 gigabyte RAM, which makes the Fold super fast.  It comes in LTE and 5G.   There's a fingerprint sensor on the right side of the smart phone. The phone looks quite normal when folded. ... Justin wanted to show off some more. So he asked his friend on the big screen to show us what Fold can do; He opens a map while the Gal...

ENCA Does A Follow Up On Pastor Alph's "Miracle".

A few days ago, Pastor Alph raised a dead man.  And it sounded too good to be true to us... because it was. Here is Cathy, looking great in red and amused. This is a well needed break from the depressing stories they always report. The reporter on the big screen, ready for blood.  ... It turns out Elliot is actually Brighton Moyo. They haven't tracked him down yet but they found his employer... No, not his conman employer...                                                    His real life employer... Brighton was a machine operator. He was an exemplary employee.  The employer clearly found Brighton's antics amusing. I guess Brighton just didn't seem like he had the balls and the adaucity to pull off such a stunt.  ... and the employer was shocked to recognize him with his mouth open. Apparently Brighton w...

TOKOLOSHE: where she goes, it follows.

On the promising side... Did you see this? Did you hear about this?... Apparently there's a local movie out called TOKOLOSHE. I heard this morning. Maybe I am ignorant... or it wasn't marketed well. Which is a shame too, because the trailer looks fresh. It's for the horror movie buffs. A creaky door at night is always creepy. People with haunted house never lubricate the door hinges. She's sleeping peacefully, when something crawls into bed... could it be Tokoloshe? Yep. Tokoloshe has landed. ... and he's a hippy with blonde dreads. This is how we describe Joburg... otherwise known as Sin City. The nurse is a Tokoloshe encyclopedia. She scares the main character even before Tokoloshe himself makes an appearance. And of course the halls in haunted houses experience perpetual load shedding. Tokoloshe finally speaks. He is middle aged and Zulu. Here, he is trying to smooth talk a young, innocent kid... which is creepy on man...