In Case You Missed It; A Pop Culture Recap Of March In And Out ZA.

Once upon a time in Mzansi.

Elliot died.

No one called the ambulance...

'Cause Ralphie was on the scene...

He is a man'o God.

... this is his job description. His specialty... Did Mzansi just discover immortality?

"Rise!"

Elliot is back with the leaving... He can't believe it...

Praise unto the gods.

Mampintsha makes an appearance... to pull his two signature moves; The Vuma...

... And this recent one...

... I think it was tasteful for the OM guys not to use a female for this scene... 'cause it wasn't funny watching Mampintsha slap Babes because she came home drunk.

... and of course, R. Kelly makes the cut...

... with an epic monologue... Is R. Kelly innocent? I don't know, he married Aaliyah way back then, and she was like 12 or something... He was 26.

... and Gayle was like "Robert"... "Robert"...

If you were out on vacation and you missed some stuff that was happening around Mzansi. This Ofentse Mwase Films short comedy skit is worth a stream on YouTube...

I didn't add the Maimane jokes, they fall flat... or I just don't get them.

https://youtu.be/NMa1SzEFEtk

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